when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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