Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
the raccoons are back...
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