He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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