so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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