I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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