it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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