Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my shit smells like andre
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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