That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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