shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was confusing and full of hummus
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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