is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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