FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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