You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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