Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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