did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Never underestimate the power of titties
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