THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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