i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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