Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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