I think I died a long time ago.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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