So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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