She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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