You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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