Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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