at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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