Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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