My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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