I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I know her cup size but not her name....
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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