Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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