can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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