bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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