Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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