you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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