No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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