Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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