i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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