oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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