do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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