She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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