He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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