Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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