Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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