my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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