bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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