i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
honey bunches of taint.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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