my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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