All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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