Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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