Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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