Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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