i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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