so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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